WAYNE ROONEY'S
METATARSAL!

If I hear another word about Wayne
Rooney's big toe on the news I think
my intestines will erupt through my
thorax and throttle my brain in a
desperate bid to preserve my sanity!
Please let's keep some sense of
proportion about this business, there
are bigger news items out there surely!

I wish the England lads all the best - play
as well as we know you can - just don't
disgrace yourselves, that's all! And
that goes for the fans too!
That would be a result!