When will the buds burst into life?

A Turn for the Worse.

Since I wrote about the internet scams a couple of weeks ago I have had a further SEVEN such e-mails.
Sadiq Mussa, Al-Abdullah Mohami, Madawi Atassi, Arik Bello and a Mr Albarte (aka Mr Alberte) have each separately approached me about large sums of money tied-up in a bank account which can be released if someone like me makes an application through them to claim the money. The total sum of these seven e-mails comes to $82.9 million (or £52.2m) not included in the amount previously quoted. Added together they all come up to a grand total of $126.5 million!
One of the scams is about a "Free Lotto" win - notification of winning.

There is one other scam which deserves some attention because it purports to come from a fellow Christian. "Mrs Celin Jonah" of Cote D'Ivoire explains that her wealthy husband has died and she has recently had a stroke. She is concerned that their money is used to serve Christ through charitable work. There are quotes from the Bible and pious language used which under normal circumstances would help to get this under the discernment "radar".
A few years ago I received a similar e-mail and although I thought that it was "iffy" I did genuinely wonder if I should make some sort of response. As a Christian I HAD to ask myself if this was someone genuinely asking for help, albeit in a rather artless sort of way. I puzzled over that one for a few days and not without a crisis of conscience I decided to ignore it.
But that is the cruel nature of such scams - sometimes they are quite crude, but a "good" one is like a 'smart bomb' which homes in on some aspect of one's psychology and gets under the skin. Most appeal to naked greed but this one uses one's faith in Christ as a means of leverage. It is cynical and exploitative of one's natural desire to help - that's why it is especially wicked.

More Buds on the Tree.

The Shard from London Bridge Bus Station.

Burkina Faso & a $15.8 Million pay-out!

I've just received an unsolicited e-mail from a Mr Karim Ahmed suggesting that I make a claim against the estate of someone who was killed in a plane crash in Burkina Faso in 2003. My share is $15.8 million and Mr Ahmed kindly offers to be my legal representative handling this transaction.

99.9% of people will laugh this off as 'too good to be true' but if this e-mail is broadcast to tens of thousands of people there will be some takers. What motivates the 0.1% who do respond to these sorts of scams? Psychological research in this field suggests that it is not that the 0.1% think the scam is neccesarily for real, but they get sucked in on the basis of "what if"!

That fear of 'missing out' motivates a tiny minority of people to take a 'punt' even though they realise it sounds 'iffy'.

Of course the other aspect of this is that you are required to make a false claim - and once you've done that you cannot then back out. After you've taken that step then the authors of the scam have some leverage on you. There is a saying that 'you can't con an honest person' - and that happens to be true!



Post-Script, 21st March 2010.
Just to prove that last point I've received a second similar e-mail today from a Mr Mohammed Waleed. The e-mail purports to seek to arrange the transfer of 2 Million US Dollars to my bank account in the mistaken belief that I am his business associate. This apparently misdirected e-mail is an opportunity for me to claim to be the legitimate third party and hand over my bank account details in anticipation of a rich payout. Once my account has been cleared out, would I be inclined to report the matter to the police? The scam once entered into gives the scammers leverage over you! Having attempted to 'con' "Mr Waleed" myself I could hardly claim the moral highground could I?

Further Post-Script, 24th March 2010.
I must be at the top of someone's "Most Gullible List" somewhere because yesterday I received another scam e-mail which is a hybrid of the two above, Mr Mohammed Waleed suggested that I claim to be a relative of someone killed in a plane crash in Burkina Faso etc.
Then this morning I received an e-mail from someone purporting to be Dr Richard Green of the 'Journal de Pharmacie' based in Burkina Faso. They say they have checked my ID and believe I would be a worthy agent for a $10.8 million donation towards charity work - he does add not to bother replying if I am "of an ungodly character"!
A couple of hours after this e-mail I had another from a Jim Ovia of the United Nations/World Bank Compensation Unit saying that if I have been the victim of an internet scam I can claim $500,000 in compensation. All I have to do is send them my bank details so they can make the transfer.................!

Final Thought, 25th March 2010.
I received five e-mail scams over as many days, the total sum offered was $43.6 million or £29 million at the current rate of exchange. They obviously like big numbers don't they and bank on exploiting peoples' naked greed.

Catholic Adoption Agency & Gay Rights.

A Leeds based Catholic Adoption Agency has won a High Court case against certain 'sexual orientation regulations' (part of the Equality Bill) which would compel it not to draw a distinction between same-sex adoptors and more conventional relationships.
A variety of lobby groups (Stonewall, The Secular Society, Humanist Society etc) have denounced this ruling as immoral and bigotted. A same-sex couple interviewed on the BBC TV the other night felt deeply angered that they were being discriminated against.
There was no evidence, to the best of recollection, that this couple had been refused adoption by this agency. Indeed one is tempted to ask why would they apply to such an agency in the first place? It should also be pointed out that no-one has an absolute 'right to have a child'!
The moral outrage seems rather contrived to say the least.

It seems that the High Court took the view that the work done by the agency in managing 'difficult to place' children was such that to effectively close them down would be a wholly unwarranted consequence of enforcing Harriet Harman's brainchild.

It would be silly to assert that the church is being persecuted by the state. And yet it strikes me that the church as a whole and other Christian institutions are being "set up" by state sponsored legislation which will encourage vexatious litigation from hostile lobby groups and individuals with their own agendas. Pressure from them and an unsympathetic media will increasingly bear down on the work done by Christian charities.

The precedent our Liberal masters are seeking to create is that the State will in future police individual consciences. No you won't be thrown into prison, but you will be subject to public vilification and, in some circumstances, the loss of your livelihood if you defy the Liberal Establishment. They might permit you a conscience just so long as you don't actually do anything with it!

Persecution of the church by the state has simply taken a modern twist - it's now contracted out!

"Evangelicals are a Force for Good", says Nicholas Kristof in The New York Times.

What is the largest US-based international relief organisation? Save the Children? Care? Neither, says Nicholas Kristof; it's actually World Vision, a Seattle-based Christian group. The organisation has 40,000 staff in nearly 100 countries - more people than all the other big US relief groups combined. While the American view of evangelicals is still shaped by "preening television blowhards and hypocrites", the reality is that a growing number of conservative Christians are "acknowledging that to be 'pro-life' must mean more than opposing abortion". They are getting out there and helping the needy, doing "superb work" on issues such as Aids and malaria. And, contrary to the myth, it's not all about proselytising. Today, such groups as World Vision "ban the use of aid to lure anyone into a religious conversion". Secular liberals, who have a "snooty" disdain for all faith-based groups, haven't recognised their contribution. Indeed, some are pushing to end the long-standing practice of channeling US aid through such groups. That would be a "catastrophe", since it would destroy many of the "indispensable networks" the US relies on to distribute emergency aid. America mustn't make the world's most vulnerable people the casualties of its own "cultural war".



As quoted in The Week, issue 757, 13 March 2010. http://www.theweek.co.uk/

"Emperor's New Clothes"!

Visiting 'Tate Modern' today I cannot help feeling that some modern art is a lot of pretentious nonsense, in fact I felt that there was more artistic merit in some of the graffiti further along the Southbank!

I had a similar experience a few months ago when visiting the Futurist exhibition at the Tate - and then going on to 'Dan Dare' at the Science Museum. The Futurist manifesto (a sort of proto-fascism in my opinion) was juvenile and the art-work little better but the 1950's British Sci-Fi hero had the merit of being truly prescient and having some cool cartoon images.

Militant Cleric's Anti-British Rant in School Assembly.
Imagine the scene where a cleric uses the platform at a school assembly to denounce the British presence in his country and calls for his co-religionists to make a stand with those the army is oppressing there.

At the time of this incident the army had been deployed a couple of years earlier to help preserve the peace in that country and were taking casualties in this thankless task. There was some feeling that the army should be pulled out and the inhabitants "left to get on with it!" The cleric made his appeal to a secondary school in Bradford which had a large number of third and fourth generation immigrant children from his home country. Their forebears had come to the city to work in the textile industry which depended upon cheap labour - and that was recruited from overseas. The important point is that the cleric clearly felt that these children owed some loyalty to the old country and its people.

On the whole the children were baffled rather than inflamed by the impassioned plea by this man and I don't think anything much came of it. The cleric was not invited back to the best of my knowledge. By this time the children had only the most tenuous links with the old country and any resentment towards "the British" had long since dissipated. The stories of their grandparents and great-grandparents having to walk from Bradford to Leeds to attend their nearest place of worship had passed into folk memory and any resistance to such buildings being developed locally (as alien impositions on the national culture) had long since ceased. Additionally the immigrants had by now their own well established school system. That did not mean, however, that the immigrant community felt entirely at ease among the host nation and there persisted some unspoken but genuinely felt fear that the conflict in this cleric's country could have serious repercussions on British streets. Occasionally their children would be asked to disperse quickly from school on the basis of rumours circulating in the city that they would be targetted by gangs of local youths. This was probably sheer paranoia - but even so it was a genuinely felt fear, met with a resolve not to retaliate in kind.

A casual observer in the secondary school would have found one aspect quite jarring however. Each class did not have a number to designate them; the classes were given the names of those who had been "martyred". Such markers emphasised to the children that, as well assimilated as they were in English culture, there were differences too. Yet the names of the martyrs were carefully selected to emphasise their English rather than foreign origins. In fact the names of the schools themselves were carefully chosen for the same reasons as if there was a concerted effort not to create an immigrant subculture but to stress that they too belonged and wished to belong. So the challenge to the host community is how welcoming they choose to be.

From an Evangelical perspective (and that is where I am coming from!) there is a much deeper challenge - do we see our role as defenders of our national culture against faiths perceived as 'foreign'? Are we inclined to feel threatened, defensive or even angry? In the face of militant calls from hostile clerics do we really believe that the Gospel is our greatest asset or do we think we need to take "action" of some other sort?

Oh! by the way the assembly I described was in 1970 and the cleric was an Irish Catholic priest.... I was there that day! This was St George's Secondary School on Cliffe Road and I was there for two years in "Anne Line" and "Henry Morse" before moving onto St Bede's in Emm Lane, Bradford.

post-script, 12th March 2010.
I came across this BBC article on local history which ties in nicely with the comments above, just click on the link... http://www.bbc.co.uk/bradford/content/articles/2006/05/12/bradford_irish_katie_feature.shtml

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The Shard from More London Place.

The Shard from St Thomas' Street.

The Shard from Great Maze Pond at Guy's Hospital.

Buds on the tree.

Melvyn Bragg on Calvinism.

I really enjoy the BBC Radio 4 programme "In Our Time" with Melvyn Bragg. With a few invited experts he will discuss some esoteric subject for 45 minutes and help his audience to stretch their intellectual reach. I love the series as a whole.

Today Melvyn and his guests discussed Calvinism. I suppose I always feel rather cheated when the media tackle some Christian theme because they often focus on the socio-political aspects of the topic ,which is fair enough as far as it goes, but it is often to the exclusion of all else.

Sadly this programme ran true to form; the biographical details were covered, tick; the psycho-social aspects were explored, tick; and the political implications were discussed, tick. But I find it hard to conceive how one can talk about Calvinism without adequately discussing the theology of Grace!

All these other themes - as valid as they are - are actually peripheral. It would be like discussing the American Revolution, the characters and battles, but fail to discuss the underlying political philosophy.... the reason behind it all.

It is frustrating to be an informed listener when the media's experts, as erudite as they are, haven't really got to the heart of the matter. But maybe I shouldn't be so surprised because grace is a very difficult subject to grasp............

Fred Karno's Army.

Reading "The Penguin Book of First World War Poetry" I am pleased to see that they have included the songs sung by ordinary soldiers. The usual war poets (Brooke, Owen & Sassoon etc) just don't do a great deal for me but I do find these songs far more compelling.

I particularly like this one called "Fred Karno's Army" which is sung irreverently to the tune of the hymn "The Church's One Foundation"! What I like about the songs of the British infantry in World War One is how self-deprecating they are - this is just one wonderful example.

"We are Fred Karno's Army, the ragtime infantry.

We cannot fight, we cannot shoot, what bleeding use are we?

And when we get to Berlin we'll hear the Kaiser say,

'Hoch! Hoch! Mein Gott, what a bloody rotten lot are the ragtime infantry.'

Fred Karno was a late 19th/early 20th century British music hall comedian who specialised in slap-stick humour, he is credited with the custard-pie-in-face gag and worked with the likes of Charlie Chaplin and Stan Laurel before they moved onto bigger and better things with the advent of cinema.

The Baptism of CONSTANTINE THE GREAT.
While reading John Julius Norwich's history of "Byzantium" I stumbled across an account of Constantine's baptism which isn't entirely irrelevant to the musings I've indulged in on that topic in this 'blog'. Most readers will be aware that Constantine the Great is the emperor who made Christianity the official religion of the Roman Empire.

It might come as a surprise to learn that he was only baptised when he was on his deathbed in 337AD, twenty five years after his victory at the Battle of the Milvian Bridge when he is said to have seen the symbol of the Cross in the sky and told to "conquer with this sign".

I quote JJN;
Why - the question has been asked all through history - why did Constantine delay his baptism until he was on his deathbed? The most obvious answer - and the most likely - is Gibbon's:
"The sacrament of baptism was supposed to contain a full and absolute expiation of sin; and the soul was instantly restored to its original purity, and entitled to the promise of eternal salvation. Among the proselytes of Christianity, there were many who judged it imprudent to precipitate a salutary rite, which could not be repeated; to throw away an inestimable privilege, which could never be recovered."
There was indeed nothing unusual, in those early days of Christianity, in deferring baptism until the last possible moment; forty three years later, we shall find the devout Theodosius the Great doing much the same.

I guess there is a certain logic to this approach to baptism if one starts with an overly sacramental view of the ordinance. No doubt a Roman emperor might anticipate having to engage in some realpolitik which may not sit easily with a Christian conscience. Constantine was guilty of many sins not least the murder of his wife and son; so, given this understanding of baptism, it might indeed be "prudent" to defer it.

The problem with Constantine's baptism is that it seems to be a crude attempt to manipulate God Himself. It is as if Constantine is placing his faith in the rite rather than in God. But more than that Constantine seems to believe that only those sins committed prior to baptism are covered and after that 'you are on your own!' Saved by grace but kept by works sort of thinking!

Of course it is not for me to say whether Constantine is saved or not ("The Lord knows those who are his!") but I do think that it is worth noting those points where 'alarm bells' start ringing. Am I accusing anyone of following Constantine's baptismal logic? No, I am not aiming this at those fellow believers who hold to Covenantal Theology (eg LG). I do wonder how easily it sits with those who hold to Federal Vision theology though.

I accept that I will be accused of attempting an 'argument from absurdity' - that I have selected some very extreme and untypical examples to critique - but my purpose is not to project these views onto anyone in particular but to offer them up as interesting discussion points. Well...... at least I find them interesting!

Pluto is not a planet; get over it!

Eighty years ago today "Pluto" was discovered and classed as the ninth planet of the Solar System.
In 2006 the "International Astronomical Union", the only official body which can classify and name celestial bodies, demoted Pluto and reduced us to eight planets - but not before making idiots of themselves by initially including other objects as planets and boosting the number temporarily to twelve! Pluto has the consolation prize of being classed as a "dwarf planet", a completely spurious concept in my opinion! The only thing "dwarf planets" have in common is that they are roughly spherical, any body over 300 miles in diameter will have enough gravity to render itself spherical.
When it was first discovered Pluto was thought to be several times the size of Earth and easily fell within the then accepted definition of a planet. But over the subsequent years its size has been revised down to about Earth's size, then the size of our Moon and ever down...... one wag said that if Pluto continued to lose mass at this rate it would cease to exist by the centenary of its discovery!
One reason for the apparent loss of mass was the discovery in 1978 that "Pluto" was actually two objects orbitting each other - Pluto and Charon. Since then many more objects have been identified in the outer reaches of the Solar System which have caused astronomers to revise how we look at our celestial neighbours. In fact there are thought to be countless numbers of such icey bodies at the outer margins of the Solar System and that these are the source of comets, which are periodically sent our way by the influence of the gas planets.
When one plots such things as size, orbital properties, composition etc the Solar System easily breaks down into four quite distinct groups (five if you include the Sun); the 'Rocky Planets' (Mercury, Venus, Earth & Mars), then the asteroids, followed by the 'Gas Planets' (Jupiter. Saturn, Uranus & Neptune) and in the outer reaches 'Kuiper Belt Objects' - of which Pluto and Charon are an example.... and not even the largest!
Pluto is not the outermost planet, it is among the innermost KBOs. Sorry but there you have it!

DOUBT IN PERSPECTIVE.

Unbelief is an act of will, rather than a difficulty in understanding.

Doubt often means asking questions or voicing uncertainties from the standpoint of faith. You believe - but you have difficulties with that faith, or are worried about it in some way. Faith and doubt aren't mutually exclusive - but faith and unbelief are.


Doubt is probably a permanent feature of the Christian life. It's like some kind of spiritual growing pain. Sometimes, it recedes into the background; at other times, it comes to the forefront, making its presence felt with a vengeance. A medical practitioner I knew once remarked that life was a permanent battle against all sorts of diseases, with good health being little more than an ability to keep disease at at bay. For some people, the life of faith often seems like that - a permanent battle against doubt. It is helpful to think of doubt as a symptom of our human frailty, of our reluctance to trust God. Let's develop this by thinking about how people come to faith.



Coming to faith - with unresolved doubts.

One way of understanding conversion runs like this. What stops people from coming to faith in God is doubt. After wrestling with these various doubts and overcoming them, the way is clear to come to faith. Coming to faith this happens once all doubt has been cleared out of the way. Faith excludes doubt! Now it is quite possible that some people do come to faith this way. However, most do not. Experience suggests that a rather different way of understanding conversion is more reliable.


Many people feel deeply attracted by the gospel, despite their doubts. On the one hand, their doubts are real, and hold them back from faith; on the other, the pull of the gospel is strong, and draws them towards faith. In the end, they decide to put their trust in God and in Jesus Christ, despite unresolved anxieties and difficulties. They are still in two minds. They hope their doubts and difficulties will be sorted out as they grow in faith. The seventeenth-century philosopher Francis bacon commended this way in his Advancement of Learning (1605): 'If a man will begin with certainties, he will end in doubts; but if he is content to begin with doubts, he will end in certainties.'

An analogy may make this clearer. Suppose you are at a really boring party one evening, when you meet someone you feel drawn to. You get to know this person, and, as time goes on, realize you're falling in love. However, you hold back from allowing the relationship to develop any further. After all, you don't really know the other person that well. There might be some dark side to their character. Can you really trust them? And, like many people, you may have a sense of personal inadequacy: what, you wonder, could this other person possibly see in you? Could they ever possibly fall in love with you? You are profoundly attracted to them, yet you hold back. You have doubts. You're in two minds about it.


Now in this situation, you have two options. You can still hold back, and become a prisoner of your doubts and hesitations. If we all did this all the time, we'd miss out on many of life's great adventures and surprises - including both falling in love and discovering the Christian faith. Or you can take a risk. You can say, 'I'm going to give this a try, and hope that my doubts and anxieties will be resolved as things go on.' And so you allow the relationship to develop.


Many people become Christians in that kind of spirit. They are aware of the enormous attraction of the gospel; they are deeply moved by the thought of Jesus Christ dying for their sins; they are excited by the great gospel promises of forgiveness and newness of life. Or they have experienced glimpses of transcendence, and just know there is a God out there. They decide to reach out in faith, and claim these as their own. As for their doubts and anxieties? They hope they will be resolved and put in their proper perspective as their relationship with God develops. 'I believe; help my unbelief!' (Mark 9:24).



Quoted from pages 14 & 15 of "Doubt in Perspective" by Alister McGrath., published by Inter-Varsity Press (IVP), ISBN: 978-1-84474-137-3.

"THE WALL!"

THE TROUBLE WITH STUDENTS & THE THEORY-PRACTICE GAP!

In the article entitled "Now and Then - the trouble with students, in the June 2008 issue of Paediatric Nursing (20,5,12), the author discussed the enduring problem of 'the theory-practice gap' and reflected, helpfully, on the history of the clinical nurse teacher role, which has long since vanished. The article implies that Nursing blundered into the theory-practice gap haplessly, rather than it being a considered decision, taken consciously by the movers and shakers of the nursing profession at the time.

I recall one of my RGN tutors in the early 1980's at St James' University Hospital in Leeds lamenting the fact that the school of nursing was set back from the hospital and not an integral part of the building.

When I returned to "Jimmy's" in the late 1980's to do my paediatric course, our tutor took the opposite view. She thought that a physical gap was essential to create good practice. In fact, she advocated building a wall between the school and the hospital and having a separate entrance.

This tutor was instrumental in setting up up the paediatric branch of what was then known as 'Project 2000'. She, and presumably her generation of nurse leaders, were determined to recreate the Nursing profession along an entirely new model. Any suggestion we made were treated with with scorn despite the fact that we were already qualified nurses with several years' clinical experience. The attitude was that our clinical experience would 'contaminate' the new students with bad practices. In her view it was essential to break that cycle.

Nurse education was not perfect prior to 'Project 2000' , but student nurses were valued members of the clinical team; today's students do not have that sense of belonging and lose out in terms of clinical practice which is actually where theory and reality meet. When I completed my third year I was ready to be in charge of a surgical ward on nights as my first job as a staff nurse; today's students do not have that confidence.

The 'theory-practice gap' did not come about by the law of unintended consequences, it was the ideologically driven rejection of clinical experience that created that rift.

"GOD'S PHILOSOPHERS: How the Medieval World laid the Foundations of Modern Science" by James Hannam.

I suspect that the word 'medieval' conjures up images in your mind of ignorance and superstition and that would have been true of me until I read this book which is deliciously subversive of our modern conceits about this period of history. James Hannam redresses the dark propaganda of the Humanists who have effectively written off a thousand years of human progress.

The ancient classical world's take on science was dominated by the writings of Aristotle who was considered the final authority. After the fall of the Roman Empire in the 5th Century these writings were taken up by the medieval scholars - and over time found wanting. In fact the Church became the repository of learning and while the Church could be very defensive about its monopoly on Theology as an academic discipline, "Natural Philosophy", as science was then known, was an open field. The Christian doctrine of Creation - which emphasised that God and his Creation were separate entities made the study of Creation, and naturalistic explanations of it, possible. It was these scholars who first started to apply mathematics to physics; eg 'mean speed theorem' was not devised by Galileo but by 12th century scholars! And contrary to popular opinion the number 'zero' was not banned nor did these scholastics believe the world was flat; fears for the safety of Columbus' expedition were not founded on 'flat earth theory' but on the fact that the explorer grossly underestimated the size of the globe! Christian scholars travelled to the Islamic world without any seeming prejudice to learn from their contemporaries there. Nor were 'Christian' armies more likely to burn down libraries than any other contemporary army.

So how come we moderns have such a dim view of medieval scholasticism? Hannam points to The Renaissance (14th -17th Century) skewing our perspective of history. Moderns suppose The Renaissance to be about the rebirth of learning after a dark hiatus in human history but Hannam convincingly demonstrates that The Renaissance was actually a reactionary movement which looked back to the ancient classical world as unsurpassed. Consequently Humanist education centred exclusively upon the study of Latin and Greek classical literature, a feature which dominated European education for the following three or four centuries. It also meant a reinstatment of Aristotle - the progress made by the medieval scholastics being effectively junked.... or plagiarised by others as original work!

Another consequence of The Renaissance was, paradoxically, the death of the Latin language. After the fall of the Roman Empire Latin had continued to be used by the succesor nations and had continued to evolve as a European lingua franca but The Renaissance by insisting on a reversion to the "purer" Latin of ancient times was rather snobbish about Latin's modern incarnation and it became unfashionable to speak it.

Humanist education (by which is meant the study of ancient classical literature) despised the Christian era and looked back to the ancient pagan world with nostalgia - the legacy of this outlook is still present with us.

Hannam's book is wonderfully subversive of our modern conceit and questions many of our unexamined assumptions about the medieval period. I highly recommend this book.

Equality Law and the Christian Church.

Three amendments proposed by Baroness O'Cathain were approved by the House of Lords last night. These will help the church to continue to employ Christians ............. for the present.

There are two very important things to emphasise about the churches' stance over this issue, especially to those who will regard these amendments as an illiberal step. Firstly, the Christian church is committed to the principle of equality, St Paul wrote that in Christ "there is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female" (Galatians 3 v28), there are no race, class or gender inequalities in God's eyes. Equality was a Christian concept long before our liberal establishment claimed it as its own invention. Our society describes as "community" ever more tightly defined and exclusive groups but the church is one of the most diverse communities within the UK today - in fact it is one of the few which genuinely draws together people from a diverse range of backgrounds. Thinking specifically about gay issues it is important to say that the church does employ gay people, but as with all Christian disciples, their lives must reflect the ethos of the organisation they will directly or indirectly represent, again St Paul said on these sorts of issues "and such were some of you" (1 Cor 6 v11).

So, secondly, the point of the churches' opposition to the government's Equality Bill is not to exclude some people groups from being employed by the church but rather to allow the church to employ professing Christians. The issue at stake is the independence of the church from state control.

It is a curious anomaly that our liberal establisment has excluded political parties from its Equality Bill; and indeed it would be incongruous if the law required such parties to appoint people who did not share their beliefs. Given that, is it so unreasonable for churches to seek similar consideration?

Did Aliens help to line up Woolworths stores?

In last Saturday's edition of The Guardian newspaper (16th Jan 2010) was a brilliant "Bad Science" article by Ben Goldacre. He reports that a researcher called Tom Brooks had analysed 1,500 prehistoric monuments and had found that all of them were on a grid of isosceles triangles, each pointing to the next site. "Such is the mathematical precision, it is inconceivable that this could have been carried out by the primitive indigenous culture we have always associated with such structures" Brooks is quoted as saying. In fact he does not rule out the possibility of extraterrestrial help!

Matt Parker, who is based at the School of Mathematical Sciences at Queen Mary, University of London applied the same techniques used by Brooks to the now defunct Woolworths stores. The results revealed an exact and precise geometric placement of the Woolworths locations, by "skipping over the vast majority, and only choosing the few that happen to line up" with 1,500 locations, Brooks had almost twice as much data to choose from.... so it is not surprising he could make his pattern fit selective evidence.

Imagine it, in some future era someone might look back using Brooks' technique and trace the patterns of the ancient Woolworths stores and conclude we must have had help from an alien civilisation!

John the Baptistic (2).
I am grateful to have been reminded that Adult Baptism is not without some controversy. Back in 1979 I joined a pioneering charismatic church in Bradford which had very clear views on adult baptism. (Incidentally isn't it curious how such churches could be quite legalistic?)

They took the view that only Baptism by "full immersion" was valid. It was suggested that the "Baptism of the Holy Spirit" (that's another story!) might be hindered by disobeying God's ordinance. I remember querying this with one of the elders; "what if you don't quite immerse [the candidate] completely? What if you stumble at the key moment and don't quite immerse them, you know.... a bit of their head is still showing... would their baptism be invalid?" I don't recall ever getting a satisfactory answer beyond a withering "stupid boy" look! which I took to mean "I'd make sure I did it right!" So I'm still unclear what they ever meant by 'valid'.

It did make me think that, maybe unwittingly, this particular church had an overly sacramental view of the ordinance.... by which I mean, not performing the ritual correctly could materially affect one's relationship with God! It struck me then to be a denial of God's grace, and I still consider it to be a denial of God's grace now. I note that the 1689 Baptist Confession of Faith states "Immersion, that is to say, the dipping of the believer in water, is essential for the due administration of this ordinance" (Ch 29, part 4). This seems to me to be way too prescriptive. Why and in what way is this mode essential? "Essential" is a very strong word to apply, particularly if they actually meant pertaining to the essence of Baptism! It strikes me as ridiculous to dogmatize about the mode of Baptism. Don't get me wrong, my instinct is toward "full immersion" because that fits the symbolism (of burial & resurrection) better but my greater instinct is not to make a ritual a barrier to fellowship with a believer who takes a different view!

Incidentally I recall William Taylor, the rector of St Helen's Bishopsgate, making exactly the same point about "full immersion" during a Sunday morning sermon and how legalism on this point can be a sign that we are more Galatian than Christian!

Since 1979 and my encounter with the Bradford elder I mentioned I have been fairly agnostic on the mode of Baptism. The question really is 'what is the essence of Baptism'? It is all well and good to agree to differ on secondary issues - but what happens when one party sees it as a primary issue?

AVATAR.

Yesterday I went to seen the movie "Avatar" in 3D - stunning movie with very imaginative CGI. It was a long movie but I didn't feel that it was long, the action kept me entertained right the way through.
The storyline about the Military-Industrial Complex destroying the nature loving/tree hugging inhabitants of the beautiful world of 'Pandora' is ho-hum. I suppose it is meant to be a parable for our times. The takeaway message is that all living things are fundamentally interconnected and that by diminishing nature we ultimately only hurt ourselves, Humanity needs to live in harmony with Nature.
This is all very charming of-course, but the problem I have with such nature worship is that the Nature we have in mind is not nature as it truly is, cruel and arbitrary, but a sanitised version that is majestic and fundamentally good. Maybe the message is 'computer generated' too!
I must go find a tree to hug now!

PS 2nd Feb 2010. I see that Avatar has been nominated for best film Oscar - I guess it will win for its sheer novelty value. The CGI is very good in 3D but I did hear the plot described as "Pocahontas in Space" which I thought was very apt until I heard Mark Kermode call it "Dances with Smurfs"! Priceless.
It seems to me that there is a lot of nonsense about Avatar being the most succesful movie ever on the basis that it has taken the most in ticket receipts - firstly cinemas are charging a premium for the 3D aspect of Avatar, so the price is inflated at the outset and more importantly monetary inflation naturally means that the most recent films gross "more". In 1940 a cinema might charge $1 to see "Gone with the Wind" to go see a comparable movie now will cost much more. The best measure of a film's popularity is not ticket receipts but total number of tickets sold - on this measure ("bums on seats!") "Gone with the Wind" is easily the winner.... by a very long way!
Is 3D the future of cinema? I hope not! Because that would imply that the cinema will focus on the visuals at the expense of good storytelling. 3D is fine for a movie which is all about the visuals, but the best films are rich in plot and characters. I hope the visual component does not displace these other dimensions, I really do!

"From Life's First Cry"; a liturgical introduction to infant baptism.

For reasons which become apparent as this series of 'blog' articles unfolds I have decided to start towards the back of Lee Gatiss' booklet "From Life's First Cry: John Owen on infant baptism and infant salvation".

In Appendix 3 is a suggested liturgical introduction to a baptismal service for infants which includes the following paragraph "God said to Abraham in Genesis 17 that the promises he signed and sealed through circumcision were for Abraham and also for his children - that he would be their God and they would be his people. Hence the children of believers were circumcised as babies under the Old Covenant". The next paragraph starts "this privilege has never expressly been taken away from our little ones..." etc.

Firstly a general observation; it is interesting that circumcision here is placed in the context of the Abrahamic Covenant rather than the Mosaic Covenant which is generally where the New Testament writers and their antagonists placed it. Surely the logic of this Abrahamic association is for a continuation of circumcision into the NT era and yet there clearly is some sort of discontinuity over circumcision as the NT era dawns.

Secondly; it seems a bit of a stretch to assert that it was "believers" who had their children circumcised under the Old Covenant. One immediately thinks of the pharisees who were assiduous about all matters of the law and undoubtedly had their children circumcised - surely they and their predecessors wouldn't be described as "believers". Conversely Timothy was raised in a Godly household and wasn't circumcised!

Thirdly, isn't it the case that people may have their child circumcised for more cultural reasons than as an expression of faith? If we are to assume a covenantal relationship exists between God and the circumcised/baptised why limit the sacrament to "believers" anyway? The logic of the sacrament is that the baptised have a covenantal claim to have their children baptised whether they believe or not.

Fourthly; it strikes me that this liturgy blurs the distinction between the Abrahamic Covenant and the "Old Covenant" - it simply assumes that they are the one and the same when clearly they are not, Gal 3 draws a clear distinction.

In fairness I should add that when Lee introduces this liturgy he writes that this suggested format "no doubt has its shortcomings", and that it is not a formula he would use unthinkingly in every circumstance.

JOHN THE BAPTISTIC.

Our midweek Bible study group has been looking at the Gospel of John and I got to thinking about the baptism performed by John the Baptist and the controversy it provoked among the religious authorities of his day.

In John chapter one a delegation arrives to quiz John about his ministry and they specifically challenge him about his authority to baptise. John is calling upon the Covenant people of God (Israel) to repent and turn around. Clearly this rite had some End Time significance because they question his identity - if he is not 'the Christ', 'the prophet' or 'Elijah' on what basis can he baptise people. By what right could someone set themselves up to offer a sacrament to a people already circumcised?

At this point John points beyond the symbolism of what he is doing to the one who is to come after him; he can get people wet but the One he is heralding will 'baptise with the Holy Spirit.' Clearly something new is about to happen.

It strikes me that there is some considerable controversy about baptism within Anglican Evangelical circles. The issue is not about the baptism of believers - no one in this debate has an issue with this - the issue is about the baptism of the infants of believers and what significance this 'sign' or 'seal' has.

For those of us who are sceptical but accepting of infant baptism we will find ourselves challenged with the accusation that "believers' baptism" really arises from the modern day concepts of consent and self-autonomy, and consequently has little to do with a Gospel of Grace where faith is seen as a gift of God. This compromise with the spirit of the age is called "baptistic".

Readers of this 'blog' will already know that I have puzzled over the issue of infant baptism - and indeed puzzled over the passion felt by Paedobaptists that goes beyond a simple difference of opinion. I recently heard reported that one noted speaker said that not to baptise infants was actually to disobey God.... and would use Reformed Theology as his basis for this assertion. Indeed another proponent of Paedobaptism has argued that one cannot be 'Baptistic' and a 'Reformed' Christian because these are a theological contradiction!

To try and help unravel some of the theology about Baptism I thought that I might start a little series of discussions here looking at Lee Gatiss' booklet "From Life's First Cry: John Owen on infant baptism and infant salvation" published by The Latimer Trust. Lee was a curate here at St Helen's Bishopsgate until 2009 when he moved on to pursue an academic career in Cambridge. I think that his booklet puts forward a case in favour of infant baptism and that this provides a useful foil to help move this discussion forward in a constructive way.

It goes without saying I take a different view on these matters so watch this space.

Snow on the Tree today.

Cranes
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Cranes Above "The Shard"! Photos taken this morning from Tooley Street with "Guy's Tower" in the background.
And a close-up taken from St Thomas' Street from outside Guy's Hospital.

Anjem Choudary, Wooton Bassett and a Christian Response.

Wooton Bassett is a small town in Wiltshire near the Royal Air Force base to which the bodies of fallen British servicemen are repatriated. In recent years the town has become the scene for dignified grief as many funeral corteges have passed through and the townspeople taking these sad sights to heart have turned out to pay their respects.

It is not surprising then that the planned anti-war march through Wooton Bassett by an Islamic group headed by Anjem Choudary should have caused such deep outrage among many people. It should be pointed out that in no sense could the good people of Wooton Bassett be described as pro-war; regardless of ones views about the politics of war one can still grieve for those who die serving their country.

I suppose the obvious point to make is that, never having heard of Anjem Choudary, this is simply a crass publicity stunt by an unrepresentative group who wish to gain some notoriety for themselves. Whether the march goes ahead or not the angry response has acheived exactly what he calculated it would do - it has granted him a national platform.

It should also be pointed out that there will be those on the far-right of British politics who will also seek to exploit people's natural anger by taking advantage of this march. Anjem Choudary's march is a gift to them too! The far-right will seek to paint all Muslims as closet jihadists and any event which can be used to this end will exploited ruthlessly to the full.

Indeed I would argue that between radical Islamic groups and the British far-right there is some mutually re-enforcing ideological myth-making going on. If people's anger at Anjem Choudary can be hitched to an anti-muslim agenda then the far-right is well served for obvious reasons; and if that anger alienates Muslims from mainsteam national life then groups like Anjem Choudary's can only grow in strength. As Christians we need to be very cautious about how we respond to these challenges - shall we engage in some sort of 'culture war' or will we allow the Gospel of God's Grace help shape our response?

As an Evangelical Christian I don't want my natural anger to be exploited by either of these odious groups and I believe that the Lord Jesus would want us to have some critical self-reflection before giving vent to any sense of moral outrage. It is better - in the final analysis - to suffer a wrong than lash out indiscriminately at others. Indeed a dignified refusal to 'respond in kind' is actually the bravest and hardest thing to do - but that is ultimately our calling as disciples of Jesus Christ; to display by our actions and words the Grace of God to a world naturally inclined to anger, self righteousness and hatred. This is an opportunity to manifest by our love that the Kingdom of God is present among us!

Winter Solstice!
Occurs today at 17:47 GMT when the North Pole is tilted 23.5 degrees away from the Sun.
This represents the shortest amount of daylight in the Northern hemisphere. From now the days get longer until the Summer Solstice when the North Pole is tilted 23.5 degrees towards the Sun.

Today at The Shard.

A Father's Anger, Health Care Administration and the Philosophy of Science.

It is not unusual for parents of children in 'intensive care' to vent their anger and frustration on staff members. One accepts that people under stress can display the recognised signs of grief; "denial", "bargaining", "anger" and "acceptance". These signs are not confined to the bereaved but can also be manifested in those who grieve for their child's suffering. Thank God that the vast majority of kids on our unit do get better! Our mortality rate is about 4% which compares favourably with comparable units.

Of course, understanably, such statistics cut little ice with parents, for them a death is not a fraction it is the loss of a loved one and that is 100%. Even when seriously ill children recover it should not be inferred that the parents are unscathed psychologically; they still had the fear of loss to contend with. They may also be grieving for the 'loss of innocence' - not their child's neccesarily - but their own! People can have a rather 'Pollyannish' view of life which a visit to PICU rudely contradicts, it isn't surprising then that parents feel a deep sense of anger at society for having sold them a lie - that 'all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds'!

Recently one father had a 'go at me'. He could not comprehend 'how in this day and age' medical science had no clear cut answer to an issue he raised. He was quite angry about it and I listened - I hope with good grace - to his frustrations. Of course I had no answer to his technical question although I could have replied "do you really want to discuss The Philosophy of Science?" I suspected he did not. His frustration arose out of a misconception about science; in his worldview "science" was about concrete facts, settled knowledge which can be looked up in a text book. But the reality is "science" does not deal in such certainties, what Mankind "knows" is only ever provisional - we must constantly re-evaluate our knowledge and revise our practice in the light of new information. Medical science is no exception, especially when one is dealing with complex and dynamic disease processes.

Another naive idea which came to grief was his view, of what I will term, his "entitlement" within the UK's National Health Service. I suppose, again, I could have asked "do you really want to talk about 'Social Policy and Health Administration'?" I suspected he did not. He clearly felt that having paid more than his fair share in taxes he was entitled to more than he felt he was getting. I listened - again I hope with good grace - to his frustrations. The answer I could have given would have been inappropriate; 'however much you have paid in tax it is no where near enough! And I bet at the last election you didn't vote for higher taxation did you?!' The demand for all health care services way outstrips the supply and the electorate needs to wake up to that reality. The government is not some rich uncle who can dig ever deeper into his infinite pockets, it is the tax payer who funds the health service and in a world with 'third party payment' we can always be very generous with other people's money can't we? But we live in a democracy where politicians will promise more and more while the electorate is prepared to pay less and less. This irreconcilable conflict is taken out on the people who have to break the bad news to a naive public that the State cannot always provide what they demand and that is usually the same people who are haplessly trying to make the system work!

Western society has produced a generation with a profound sense of what life owes to them. People feel some sort of entitlement from life which is bolstered by our concepts of 'rights' - as if our 'rights' are absolute and written as immutable laws into the very fabric of the cosmos rather than relative and subject to the vagaries of humanity.

But, of course, I didn't say any of this. This father was grieving, but not for his child, who was ultimately discharged from our unit alive and well - he was grieving for the death of his naive worldview!

The tree is now bare.

WESLEY OWEN & the decline of High Street Christian Book Retailing in the UK.

I can't say that I am entirely surprised by the demise of "Wesley Owen" but I was taken aback by "Borders" recent difficulties.

Each Autumn I visit the centre of Leeds to do some Christmas shopping - even though I moved to London nearly 19 years ago I still think that the shopping is better in my adoptive home town; it has everything from Harvey Nichols to a cheap & cheerful market, and every brand in between all in a pedestrianised area.

When I first moved to Leeds from Bradford to start my nurse training at St James' Hospital in the early 1980's the main Christian book retailer in town was 'Scripture Union' with a shop in King Edward Street in the heart of the retail district. I visited 'SU' almost on a weekly basis and built up a collection of books, some of which have stood the test of time and I still have them on my bookshelf.

'SU' subsequently became purely a publishing company and the shops were taken over by Wesley Owen. In Leeds the shop relocated to the other side of The Headrow (Leeds' equivalent of Oxford St!) and away from the main shopping centre.

Each year I would make a point of going into Wesley Owen and this has become my bellweather on the Christian retail scene for what it is worth. What has struck me quite forcefully in recent times is how little floor space is actually given over to books! There was a very large 'greetings card' section and a large area for music and DVDs, a sizeable space for religious knick-knacks and "art"; easily less than half the shop was for books (maybe 40% max if you include childrens books and sunday school material). They had staples like Bibles and a selection of BST commentaries (fair enough!) but I was confused by the section headings - under "Doctrine & Theology" they had books like 'The Shack'!

Readers of this blog will know that I do not rate 'The Shack' and yet even so I would not argue that this book should not be in a Christian bookshop - I do, however, have a problem with it being in that section of a Christian bookshop! The book I was looking for, John Dickson's "Sneaking Suspicion", an evangelistic book, was ostensibly to be found in the children's area an assistant informed us! Overall the selection of books on offer were, in my opinion, "lightweight" at best.

Some have argued that Christians should get out there and support shops like Wesley Owen because they are a witness to the Gospel on the high street. To which I have to say "how can I support them if they don't sell what I want to buy?"

I buy a lot of Christian books but as I've grown older I tend to buy weightier, thoughtful books and publications I will continue to refer to - not the pop paperbacks on offer at Wesley Owen. The stuff generally on sale will date very quickly and most Evangelicals will rapidly out grow this stuff - or, more worringly, the new believer will become very disillusioned with the brand of Christianity on sale there and will move on to other things entirely as they mature.

I also visited 'Borders' in Leeds the morning that company announced that it was going into liquidation. I loved 'Borders' as a book shop because it offered a wide range of unusual books and it had a great DVD section which included a lot of 'world cinema'. On this visit I noticed that it too was selling more pop books and the cinema section had also shifted down market. No doubt they had good commercial reasons for doing this but can a high street store really compete head to head with the internet and supermarkets? Such stores need to have a unique selling point. Surely it should have tried to retain its niche as an up-market bookstore that was a joy to visit and browse around!

If 'Borders' can't succeed on the high street by shifting down market Wesley Owen stands no chance! Surely the way to go is to become a specialist up-market book shop with a particular niche on the high street? But it seems to me that Wesley Owen has lost its soul.

We couldn't find the book I went in to buy - so the assistant very helpfully gave us the web address of an internet book retailer who did stock it! Need I say more?


Post Script dated 6-Jan-2010.
I gather that some of the Wesley Owen stores have been taken over by an Australian company called Koorang and these stores will continue to trade under the WO brand. Some other stores have been taken over by CLC. There remains a large number of WO shops, as yet, without a buyer including the one in Leeds.

UGANDAN LAW ON HOMOSEXUALITY!

There is a proposal in Uganda to pass a law which would include the ultimate sanction against homosexuals.
From an Evangelical Christian perspective I have never understood the church invoking the methods of the world to make people behave as if they are Christian. Such lobbying, at home and abroad, effectively substitutes law instead of grace, judgment instead of mercy and belies our professed trust in the sovereignty of God. When we use the methods of the world, or approve of them, we are in danger of bringing the Gospel of Jesus Christ into disrepute.
In the final analysis only Christ can change people's hearts and these sorts of Post-Millennialist projects to enculturate non-believers into Christianity leaves me cold.
"Not by might, nor by power but by my Spirit, says the Lord of hosts", Zechariah 4 v6.

The Cherry Tree in our Front Garden has lost nearly all it's leaves.

In Christ alone my hope is found;
he is my light, my strength, my song.
This Cornerstone, this solid Ground,
firm through the fiercest drought and storm.
What heights of love, what depths of peace
when fears are stilled, when strivings cease!
My Comforter, my All in All,
here in the love of Christ I'll stand.
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In Christ alone - who took on flesh,

fulness of God in helpless babe!

This gift of love and righteousness,

scorned by the ones he came to save,

till on that cross as Jesus died

the wrath of God was satisfied -

for every sin on him was laid:

here in the death of Christ I live.

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There in the ground his body lay:
Light of the world by darkness slain.
Then bursting forth in glorious day,
up from the grave he rose again!
And as he stands in victory,
sin's curse has lost its grip on me,
for I am his and he is mine -
bought with the precious blood of Christ.
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No guilt in life, no fear in death;
this is the power of Christ in me;
from life's first cry to final breath
Jesus commands my destiny.
No power of Hell, no scheme of man
can ever pluck me from his hand:
till he returns or calls me home,
here in the power of Christ I'll stand!

Yesterday's developments at The Shard!

"YOU SWEEP THEM AWAY AS WITH A FLOOD; THEY ARE LIKE A DREAM."

Twenty years ago today the Berlin Wall was breached signalling the end of the Communist experiment in Europe. Within a few years the Soviet Union folded up and the world seemed destined for a unipolar future. Some even speculated that with the apparent triumph of Liberal - Capitalist- Democracy history itself had reached some sort of definitive conclusion.

Growing up in the 60's and 70's the mighty USSR seemed to be a monolithic power structure which would certainly outlast me - how wrong I was. As ludicrous as it seems now the Soviet Union and its empire seemed an unassailable fact of life and some of my contemporaries even saw it, on balance, as a force for good!

Psalm 90 seems apt;
"You return man to dust
and say, "Return, o children of man!"
For a thousand years in your sight
are but as yesterday when it is past,
or as a watch in the night."

It would be a bad mistake to put our trust in Mankind - whatever the political or economic ideology. The lesson of history is not the triumph of capitalism or democracy but the fragility of all that Man constructs and the hubris which asserts its ascendancy. Only God is "from everlasting to everlasting" and security is only found in Him! "Lord, you have been our dwelling place in all generations". Amen.

11th November 2009. A Wonderful Addendum!
I would like to add this additional comment: God sweeps aside these pretentions of Mankind - these mighty empires come for a season and wither; they are utterly insignificant to God. But in case we are tempted to feel that our individual lives have even less significance 2 Peter 3v8 relecting on Psalm 90 says this, "with the Lord one day is as a thousand years...." Nothing is insignificant to the Lord - He has all the time in the world for you!

Autumn leaves of our Cherry Tree.

Foundations of the SHARD!

People watching the Shard!

Dan's Favourite Aunt!


Paraphrasing (majorly) Dan Baker (and I appreciate I am taking a major liberty in doing so!) "if the only way you can discredit an assertion is by misrepresenting it then you are conceding that it CAN be taken on its own merits"!

The Voice of "Raven".

One of the most enjoyable things about my excursions to the Lake District is ending a walk with a journey on one of the 'Ullswater Steamers' back to my campsite at Pooley Bridge.

In fact the main reason I base myself at the wrong end of Ullswater rather than in Patterdale is so that I can enjoy the lake. Taking the first bus of the day along side the lake and returning on a 'steamer' (now actually diesel!)

At the end of a hard walk it is wonderful to sit back on the upper deck with a pint and watch the mountains go by - it is magical.

Back in the early 1990s when I first discovered this form of transport even the public safety announcement was wonderful. As soon as "Raven" set off an automated recording would be activated. "Welcome aboard the motor yacht 'Raven'." Sadly this has been replaced by the gruff sound of the captain, but back then it was a female voice with a mid-atlantic accent who spoke in such a mellifluous way - never has "float free buoyancy apparatus" and "self inflating life rafts" sounded so appealing!

For me, her voice will always be associated with "Raven"!

Lake District Adventure.

Most years I try to get away to do some walking in the English Lake District. I usually camp and do a series of walks over a week long period. This year I based myself at "Hillcroft" camp site near Pooley Bridge and used this as my base to do the following walks.

On Sunday 6th September I walked the length of Lake Ullswater from Pooley Bridge to Patterdale and around the south of the lake to Glenridding; I took in Hallin Fell (388m) en route. Ullswater is England's 2nd largest lake at 14.5km.

On Monday 7th I climbed "High Street" (828m) via Pasture Bottom and returned by way of Angle Tarn.

Wednesday 9th I went up "Fairfield" (873m) via St Sunday Crag and returned via Dovedale.

Thursday 10th I climbed up "Helvellyn" (950m/3,117ft) via 'Striding Edge' from Glenridding and returned by way of Nethermost Pike and Dollywaggon Pike and Grisedale.

CHILD PROTECTION!

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Today was a 'Team Away Day' mainly dedicated to a variety of mandatory training issues. We covered things like 'Infection Control' and 'Pain Control in the Paediatric Intensive Care Unit'.

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We had a couple of major sessions on 'Child Protection'. One of the most distressing aspects of PICU is coping with the aftermath of a "non accidental injury". Sadly not all the kids make it!

"I'm not 52, I'm 18 with 34 years experience!"

"Striding Edge" in the English Lake District is a narrow ridge on one of the approaches to Helvellyn (950m/3,117ft), it is a tricky traverse and over the years several people have fallen to their deaths.

One noted instance is that of Charles Gough who was killed there in 1805 made famous by the fidelity of his dog which guarded his body until the skeleton was found some months later. The romantic poets wrote that the dog was sustained by "love sublime"............................. are you thinking what I'm thinking?

AMBIGUITY WARNING!
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While I was away in the Lake District recently I came across this bottle of beer in a shop there and immediately thought of Dawn and what an apt gift to send on to her.
I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry about the surreal 'spin' she put on the birthday card I'd sent to her. I figured God was saying 'laugh don't cry!' So today I posted this gift to her but I did take the precaution of adding a warning.......and a special offer which I hope she will take me up on. The labels I added read as follows;

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AMBIGUITY WARNING!


It should not be inferred from this beer bottle label that I have ever participated in or approved of animal cruelty. No conclusion should be drawn from the kilted figure that I am anti-Scottish or racist. or that I condone the Highland Clearances. The gender of the animal is not intended to imply misogyny or indeed prejudice against any other engendered or transgendered sheep. Just enjoy the beer.

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ps GENUINE OFFER!
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Sometime when you are next in London I can give you a tour of where I work and you can get to know a bit more about me.

WHAT KIND OF GOD WOULD ALLOW A THING LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN?

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post-script dated 31st August 2009 at 09:10 am.

Dear Dawn,

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When I included this cartoon in the homemade birthday card I sent to you I was expressing my impish sense of humour and I was not trying to make some wider point.

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I was not making out that human suffering is a suitable subject for mirth nor was I suggesting that in God's eyes all such suffering is seen as equally trivial.

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First off; John Callahan is an American cartoonist who is quadriplegic following a car accident. He cannot grasp anything with his fingers and so he draws by holding the pen between his hands. And 'yes' his humour can be dark, which I do indeed quite like.

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Secondly; the humour here is not aimed at human suffering but is found in the cartoon character's inappropriate sense of moral outrage at God over what the self-regarding cartoon character perceives to be a major existential crisis.

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I guess some things just aren't funny if you have to explain them!

God Bless,

Pete.

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PPS: 3rd September 2009. It has been pointed out to me that the Callahan cartoon suggests that all human suffering is somehow beneficial to the sufferer (it is fair to say that the cartoon character could probably afford to lose a few pounds!). But - in all honesty - it never crossed my mind that that was the main conclusion to draw from either Callahan, or by adoption, the birthday card I made. I do feel that to attribute such sentiments to me on this basis is surreal.

Gym Update.

Ran 2.63Km in 15 minutes on the treadmill. I'm trying to get reasonably fit for my Lake District walking trip in September.

Jubilee Line Blues.............

Last weekend (as usual) some part of the Jubilee underground line was suspended for engineering works which means that I had to take the bus to work instead. From Jamaica Road I caught the 381 to Waterloo and walked the rest of the way to St Thomas' Hospital.

On Sunday the bus journey was dominated by the banter of a small group of youths who permeated the atmosphere with vulgarity and menace.

I prefer the sullen silence of the tube journey!

Richard Dawkins' Summer Camp.

There is a superb cartoon from "Private Eye" about Richard Dawkins' Summer Camp aimed at teaching children the joys of atheism.

A camp leader is counselling one of the children, "I'm sorry Cuthbert but because you came last in the running race.... you must die!"

That 'One Small Step'...

Fot those of us on this side of the Atlantic Neil Armstrong's first step on the Moon came at about 3.30 in the morning of 21st July 1969. As an excited 11 year-old I came downstairs from bed to watch this event on TV.

7/7 Bombings.

Today is the fourth anniversary of the 7/7 Bombings in London in 2005. Three tube trains and a bus were bombed killing over 50 people.
I heard this on the news in the late morning of 7th July 2005 and phoned work saying that I was available if required.... I do have an 'Adult' qualification as well as 'Paediatric' and wondered if the PICU might have to act as an overflow from Adult ITU. I was asked to help cover the night shift - with the transport system closed down it was probably going to be impossible for a lot of our staff to physically get in to work anyway on PICU. I even volunteered to put up people from the day shift in our house if they couldn't get home.
As it turned out the transport system was up and running by evening, and everyone who was due in for work turned up. I wasn't actually needed. I went in anyway.
I never felt so proud to be a Londoner!

GEEZER MAIL!

I seem to have hit that difficult age when I start to receive unsolicited "geezer mail"! Just this morning I received ads for elasticated trousers, walk in baths, an adjustable bed, some sort of back support and a FUNERAL plan!

For crying out loud how old do they think I am?!

ADVANCED PAEDIATRIC LIFE SUPPORT.

I would describe APLS as a medical version of "The Crystal Maze". Imagine being ushered from one room to another with some life threatening scenario being laid out before you using a variety of mannikins and equipment.

Basic resus of infants and children are first covered and assessed. Then we moved on to the critically ill child. We coped with cardiac arrhythmias, shockable and non shockable rhythms, and defibrillation. Convulsing children, asthma, anaphylaxis, DKA and cardiogenic problems. And of course a variety of infective causes. Airway management skills are assessed.

The next day we looked at the critically injured child - head injuries, spinal injuries, penetrating chest and abdo wounds etc etc etc. Practical skills like chest drain insertion, surgical airway, emergency thoracocentisis and IO needle insertion.

The point is one expected to make a thorough assessment of the child, identify the problems and take effective action.

Today we had a final assessed scenario and an exam with an 80% pass mark. Anyway I'm pleased to report that I passed. I won't have to do APLS for another 4 years. Hurrah!

Federal Vision (again!)

I was recently told about the 'blog' belonging to David Anderson called 'More than Words' http://mothwo.blogspot.com/

He seems to share some of the same reservations I have about the whole "Federal Vision" mularkey; his blog might be worth checking out.